My First Carrot

 

 

 

It’s a baby carrot. Shh.

 

Negative comments could damage his psyche.

 

 

P.S..Babies are cute and they taste good.

 

 

 

Song Of The Day – David Bowie – Look Back In Anger

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14 Comments

  1. Tommy said,

    June 10, 2007 at 6:10 pm

    Um, okay? I don’t think that you should worry to much about damaging his psyche. It looks like there may be bigger issues to deal with. However, from what I understand, a good carrot plastic surgeon could correct that problem before and permanent damage sets it. Or you could just find a good salad.

  2. Vanessa said,

    June 10, 2007 at 6:18 pm

    Well, if he had a psyche, I probably did an impressive job of smashing it to smithereens, when I chopped him in half and ate him within 10 minutes of pulling him out of the pot….

    I was just putting him out of his misery… Cruel to be kind, you know….

    However, for future carrots (of which there are many – I was just testing), do you have that surgeon’s number?

  3. June 10, 2007 at 11:25 pm

    For some reason, that pic of the baby carrot reminded me of a jazz musician I know back in New York.

  4. whypaisley said,

    June 11, 2007 at 12:53 am

    and a finely developed little boy carrot he was!!!!

  5. Vanessa said,

    June 11, 2007 at 2:19 am

    Richard, going by Paisley’s comment, I’m not sure I should ask…?

    Hmmm. The mind boggles…

    Paisley: Thankyou for pointing that out. Now I feel a bit sick in my tummy for eating my boy’s penis….

  6. Stiletto said,

    June 11, 2007 at 2:34 am

    lol@Tommy!

    I’m sorry but I cannot…I absolutely cannot allow a carrot to consummate with my digestive system if it undergoes any artificial tampering.

    Sound familiar, Richie? lol!!!!

    Vanessa, your carrot is quite adorable. Maybe there is a Special O you can enter him in.

  7. Stiletto said,

    June 11, 2007 at 2:35 am

    OH! I’m sorry if I offended anyone with my off color comment — by no means do I mean to make light of the Special Olympics.

    I do find your carrot very cute. He’s different but cute. And you know what? It’s ok to be different. We all have special gifts and talents. Who cares if it doesn’t have all of its faculties?

  8. Stiletto said,

    June 11, 2007 at 2:36 am

    “For some reason, that pic of the baby carrot reminded me of a jazz musician I know back in New York.”

    Richie I think that second hand smoke must have drifted from behind the curtain.

  9. Vanessa said,

    June 11, 2007 at 2:55 am

    You’re right, Stil. He’s a baby carrot with the girth of a man carrot and unusual appendages. Before I hacked him in half, I told him that he will always be my first and that he should always be proud of his differences. Then I ate him.

    I can’t wait to see what else I pull up. This could become a series…

  10. June 11, 2007 at 4:15 am

    Tune in tonight on BBC2 for another installment of WHAT VANESSA PULLS UP.

    Last episode was a baby carrot.

    Tonight it might be Tony Blair.

  11. Vanessa said,

    June 11, 2007 at 4:37 am

    Knowing my luck it would be bloody John Howard…

    Definitely NOT edible. [shudder]

  12. June 11, 2007 at 5:02 am

    Uh-oh, Vanessa. Unless I’m mistaken, I believe I sense some sparks there…

    In fact, I found a photo of young John that I’m pretty sure might well cause you to swoon with delight…

    http://mediapython.com/blog/2007/06/11/for-vanessa/

  13. Vanessa said,

    June 11, 2007 at 5:11 am

    You are an evil man, Richard. EVIL, I tell you.

    People are trying to work here, you know… and you just have to post distracting photographs that render me completely unable to focus. I am overcome with accountant role-play fantasies…

    Damn you!

  14. July 9, 2007 at 1:50 pm

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