I have been sick.
Sicker than sick.
As sick as sick can be.
I am still sick.
It’s been 13 days now.
I’ve had enough.
[cough, splutter]
At least I am no longer coughing up blood. That was not fun.
Tonsillitis. And the Flu. And a generalised infection.
I haven’t felt this sick since I had Glandular Fever (Mono). I was in hospital for two weeks. Mainly because I had Viral Meningitis as well, but I was sick for months that time.
I hate being sick. [grumble, grumble]
Thankyou to everyone who has missed me. It feels good to be missed.
This is me:

This happened a lot when I was at my worst:

Breathing made me cry. Don’t even talk about swallowing…

NOTHING helped (except the antibiotics). All these drugs are a ruse by the pharmaceutical companies to make a load of cash out of people’s suffering. Take note.

I have done nothing but sleep and watch television and movies for 13 days. This is what my eyes look like now:

Here is a list of movies I have watched. Some I barely remember due to my state of semi-lucidity, but I’ve seen most of them before anyway. Some of them more than a few times:
Mildred Pierce
T.I.S.M – Incontinent In Ten Continents
T.I.S.M – TV Primer
American Psycho
Bad Timing
The Virgin Suicides
Harold and Maude
The Taste Of Others
Sunset Boulevard
Inside Deep Throat
True Romance
In Her Shoes
ENRON – The Smartest Guys In The Room
Puberty Blues
Stoned
Love My Way – Series One
Monster
The 40 Year Old Virgin
I *heart* Huckabees
Shampoo
Don’t Look Now
Withnail & I
Hi Fidelity
Swing Time
The Birds
Shaun of the Dead
Thank You For Smoking
I will write more when I am able.
The cats always get the last word:

Song Of The Day – Tex Williams – Smoke! Smoke! Smoke That Cigarette
















