Is it just me, or has it it been really quiet around here lately?
I’m half expecting to see a tumbleweed roll across my screen…
Anyway, like it or not, it’s that time again.
Time for more glorious artistic cheese in the form of Vinyl Beauties.
Vinyl Beauties 1
Vinyl Beauties 2
Vinyl Beauties 3
Let’s play.
I’m a little confused. She’s run out of tissues? There’s a touch of the Ponds Institute about this.
I don’t think I’ve ever come across a brand of toilet paper that I’d want to drag across my face, save for err…. running out of tissues when I have a cold. Is this a real advertisement?
(And yes, I do know who Lard is. Doesn’t change the fact this is a slightly odd album cover…)
It’s always nice to have a family Optometrist, don’t you think?
A hairdresser in the family is also a bonus.
I’m tuning into “Where Are They Now” from now on. If anyone can tell us what happened to these child stars, it’s Mel and Kochie.
By the way, can someone tell me what a “Hofer” is? Anyone?
There is a holiday for Percussion? Brilliant.
I’m always up for a day off work, count me in. I have a wicked tambourine.
I can play it, too. Topless.
Ooh. This one asks all the hard questions.
Does it mean that if you are a Christian, your lifeless body will end up in an ugly coffin with an excitable ruched trim? I have to say that this is not an appealing option to me. The curtains do not help.
Apparently it’s a “message”.
Is it just me, or does this read like a threat?
Far out! That’s where I’ve been going wrong.
You see, I like jazz. I like swing, and some big band, but most modern jazz leaves me cold. That was until I saw the range of headwear available for the “jet set” jazz listener.
The boots are pretty cool, too.
[adds Dave Pike to her download list]
So, that would be all for this edition of Vinyl Beauties. Please feel free to leave your own interpretations…
I love you.
Song Of The Day – Turin Brakes – The Door
