Something I have noted with keen interest, since I started this blog, is the growth in number and evolution (for want of a better word) of search engine terms people have typed, to end up on my blog.
For some time, they were fairly run of the mill. Of course, once I started bringing sex into the equation, no matter how benign the reference, things began to get interesting.
For a while I was seeing copious results for “huge tits”. There must have been a couple of hundred at least, over the space of about two months.
There was a point when I realised “huge tits” was being replaced by “sweaty breasts”. Huge tits I could understand, but sweaty breasts? No idea…
It seems that “sweaty breasts”, has now, for all intents and purposes, been replaced by “bruised tits”.
Although I know how (see comments), they got here by searching for that term , I’m somewhat disturbed by the volume of enquiries and the violent implications of such a fetish. I don’t like it. It hurts to think about it – especially at this time of the month. Anytime.
Speaking of disturbing things, the under age enquiries of a sexual nature are so far from welcome……………………..
If you’re here for anything like that and you’re still reading, piss the fuck off right now. Instant Karma’s gonna get you……
Then, there is the interesting evolvement of the bondage/fetish queries. I get a lot of those. A LOT. The thing about the bondage queries is that they started off quite innocuous, as far as bondage queries go, but there has been a recent shift.
Allow me to illustrate with a few choice examples:
brown showers – If it wasn’t for Stiletto mentioning it in my comments, I’d have no idea this was so common…
bondage shitting
bondage india
muslim bondage
british bondage – obviously we’re culturally specific with our bondage fetishes…
wedding bondage
cast bondage
fetish colonoscopy – I didn’t expect to see this one. I’ve had more colonoscopys than I care to remember, and I’ve never, ever found it a pleasurable experience…
bondage cake – please explain?
furry in bondage
hot women taking a shit – ok…..
sink plug gag bondage
apple bondage – leave the apples alone! Poor apples…
face alfoil
puke bondage – oh, now please. You might want to see someone about that.
milking machine bondage
ice bondage female
grandpa bondage – go grandpa! hunh….
mummy bondage – are we talking mummys as in egypt, or is this yet another Oedipal complex?
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There are variations on all of these, but it’s becoming more and more puzzling, because I’m not quite sure how most of them end up here. I really don’t talk all that much about sex. Or, do I?
Naturally, I’ve just made it 10 times worse by posting all these again. Isn’t it fun?
We shall see.
Feel free to post some of your own search oddities.
I’m curious.
What’s a blog of mine without pictorial diversion? Here’s one for the coffee lovers….
Yeah, I hate coffee…
Song Of The Day – Blondie – Pretty Baby
