Search Me. I Dare You…

Something I have noted with keen interest, since I started this blog, is the growth in number and evolution (for want of a better word) of search engine terms people have typed, to end up on my blog.

For some time, they were fairly run of the mill. Of course, once I started bringing sex into the equation, no matter how benign the reference, things began to get interesting.

For a while I was seeing copious results for “huge tits”. There must have been a couple of hundred at least, over the space of about two months.

There was a point when I realised “huge tits” was being replaced by “sweaty breasts”. Huge tits I could understand, but sweaty breasts? No idea…

It seems that “sweaty breasts”, has now, for all intents and purposes, been replaced by “bruised tits”.

Although I know how (see comments), they got here by searching for that term , I’m somewhat disturbed by the volume of enquiries and the violent implications of such a fetish. I don’t like it. It hurts to think about it – especially at this time of the month. Anytime.

Speaking of disturbing things, the under age enquiries of a sexual nature are so far from welcome……………………..

If you’re here for anything like that and you’re still reading, piss the fuck off right now. Instant Karma’s gonna get you……

Then, there is the interesting evolvement of the bondage/fetish queries. I get a lot of those. A LOT. The thing about the bondage queries is that they started off quite innocuous, as far as bondage queries go, but there has been a recent shift.

Allow me to illustrate with a few choice examples:

brown showers – If it wasn’t for Stiletto mentioning it in my comments, I’d have no idea this was so common…

bondage shitting

bondage india

muslim bondage

british bondage – obviously we’re culturally specific with our bondage fetishes…

wedding bondage

cast bondage

fetish colonoscopy – I didn’t expect to see this one. I’ve had more colonoscopys than I care to remember, and I’ve never, ever found it a pleasurable experience…

bondage cake – please explain?

furry in bondage

hot women taking a shit – ok…..

sink plug gag bondage

apple bondage – leave the apples alone! Poor apples…

face alfoil

puke bondage – oh, now please. You might want to see someone about that.

milking machine bondage

ice bondage female

grandpa bondage – go grandpa! hunh….

mummy bondage – are we talking mummys as in egypt, or is this yet another Oedipal complex?

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There are variations on all of these, but it’s becoming more and more puzzling, because I’m not quite sure how most of them end up here. I really don’t talk all that much about sex. Or, do I?

Naturally, I’ve just made it 10 times worse by posting all these again. Isn’t it fun?

We shall see.

Feel free to post some of your own search oddities.

I’m curious.

What’s a blog of mine without pictorial diversion? Here’s one for the coffee lovers….

Yeah, I hate coffee…

 

 

Song Of The Day – Blondie – Pretty Baby

I Rock and I am a Girl

So says Jennifer.

And myself, if truth be known

Here’s the proof:

 

I’m to put this on my page. I feel so special.

 

Like this chick, who people tell me so often I look like. Heh:

 

Here is where it all started.

 

Now, I am to bestow this honour on a few other Rockin’ Girl Bloggers. All up for the sisterhood. Yah.

 

A short list:

 

……why paisley????

 

Dipping Into The Blogpond

 

Nothing Ever Happens To Me

 

What’s Love Got To Do With It

 

There. That ought to start the ball rolling in fruitful directions….

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I took the Hotlanta Kink Test for the first time in a couple of years and blow me down if I didn’t get exactly the same score as I did when I took it the last time.

Rockin’ Girls take those kind of tests. Right?

 

My score:

492: You are definitely a kinky player.

 

Believe me, that is not all that bad. Kind of middling, in fact.

Take it yourself here and find out.

Oh, and for goodness’ sake, let me know your score. I am a voyeur after all.

 

Speaking of things of a kinky nature, this is a woman in a very unfortunate situation with a spring loaded gag in her mouth. She could be quite pleased about it (doubtfully), but it gives me a compulsion to call my dentist every time I look at it. Not to mention the dreams about broken teeth…

 

 

Could I possibly find a segue from a spring loaded gag to my list of recently downloaded songs? Probably, but I’m tired…

 

Squirrel Nut Zippers – Hell
Squirrel Nut Zippers – Anything But Love
The Kingston Trio – Greenback Dollar
The Kingston Trio – Scotch and Soda
The Kingston Trio – Hang Your Head Down Tom Dooley
Tex Williams – Smoke! Smoke! Smoke that Cigarette
Grinderman – No Pussy Blues
John Butler Trio – Good Excuse
Anita O’Day & Cal Tjader – It Shouldn’t Happen To A Dream
Jenny Wilson – Hey, What’s The Matter?
Jenny Wilson – Let My Shoes Lead Me Forward
Elvis Costello – Accidents Will Happen
Midlake – We Gathered In Spring
The Ink Spots – Java Jive
Sarbel – Yassou Maria
Prince – Musicology
The Andrea True Connection - More, More, More (How Do You Like It)
Karolina Goceva – Mojot Svet
Roger Cicero – So Geil Berlin
Roger Cicero – Frauen Rigieren Die Welt
Michael Franti & Spearhead – Rock The Nation
Michael Franti & Spearhead – Ganja Baby
R.L. Burnside – Let My Baby Ride
Les Fatals Picards – L’Amour A La Francais
Cream – Strange Brew
Red Hot Chilli Peppers – By The Way
The White Stripes – Icky Thump
K.C. and the Sunshine Band – Keep It Comin’ Love
Tori Amos – Silent All These Years
Tori Amos – Enjoy The Silence
Tori Amos – Winter
The Black Crowes – Remedy
Electric Six – Gay Bar
Stone Temple Pilots – Interstate Love Song
At The Drive-In – One Armed Scissor
The Strokes – You Only Live Once

4291 songs on iTunes. I need to rip more cd’s.

That is all. Carry on.

 

 

Song Of The Day – Bauhaus – Bela Lugosi’s Dead

 

 

Blog Paste (spread it around)

I interrupt this broadcast for a community service annoucement:

I’ve been surfing around the blog-o-sphere in an expansive fashion of late, and have come across a lot of links to various blog directories. Some of them are networking sites where you add people as contacts or join their communities, i.e My BlogLog, SpicyPage, or BlogCatalogue. Others are sites where you register your blog in certain categories, and others again have a voting/ranking system (which doesn’t particularly interest me…).

I also recieved a message on SpicyPage yesterday from blog owner who is conducting a Technorati Favourites Exchange Experiment which may be of interest to some of you.

Also, the lovely Meg is a jolly good resource for linking together and promoting Australian bloggers (not enough of us around, mate… fair dinkum ).

After joining a bunch of sites over the last few days, my blog views have jumped considerably (coinciding nicely with my blog about Colonoscopys, hah!) and I can see on my Stats page that readers are coming from almost all these new directories I’ve joined. This of course, is a good thing, even though I’ve never been much one for networking or self promotion. I may have signed up for these directories, but other than that I don’t go out of my way to get hits on my blog. I would rather have readers that I have a connection with, than 1000 people randomly clicking on my page in a day, and not taking in a word. I suppose you have to find regular readers some way, though. I mean, that’s the reason for posting a public blog, isn’t it? So people will read what you’ve written…

So, if you’re interested in gaining more exposure for your own posts, whilst having access to more blogs on more topics than you could poke a stick at, I recommend that you check out some of the buttons at the bottom of my right hand sidebar.

Or…

If none of this means anything to you and you’d rather stick a fork in your eye, than bother with all that stuff about stats, traffic and readership, here is a picture of two women doing something very strange:

What exactly that is, I do not know….

Song Of The Day – Wall Of Voodoo – Far Side Of Crazy