Vinyl Beauties 2

I love vinyl.

I have loads of it. So much that it’s becoming a bit of a problem, because I move house so often… but I can’t seem to part with any of my records.

More about that here:

Vinyl Beauties – Part 1

And here is Part Deux. Not before time, I know. I’ve gathered such a huge collection of dodgy album covers online, that it may take me a year to post them all….


I chose these ones at random.Β  I closed my eyes and clicked.

First off the block we have:


Is her neck broken? Or perhaps her back?

I’ve been doing aerobics on and off for 20 years and I can quite safely say that this particular move has never been part of any routine I’ve followed. In fact, I used to throw my head around like that when I was dancing in my misspent youth, and all the favours it did me, was ongoing neck and back problems. I wonder how she’s doing these days..?

Is my interpretation of digital timing wrong, or is that a 20 second workout? Ah, 20 minutes. Oh, well… if I’d end up with a body like hers, I might just try it…

It was seen on TV, after all…


Astronauts in gaily coloured suits and multicoloured women from outer space (those curly antennae never work well, in my experence). Apparently they’re thrilling the ladies with gifts. What those gifts are, are anyone’s guess. I think they’re cocktails…? In brandy balloons. Hey, brandy is brown, man! I hate being misrepresented, don’t you?

I’m always up for an escapade, though. Especially in space.

I bags being the pink lady…


Nice to be with you too, Jim. Didn’t your mother ever tell you it was rude to point?

Smug bastard.


Their name is Omega, in case you didn’t get it from the prominently placed symbol. I wouldn’t blame you if you didn’t, because it wasn’t the first thing I noticed…

I think they guy with the blond frizz and I have the same hairdresser….

Is the guy on the right wearing a frock? It’s all very odd. They must be Scandinavian.


Just because I’ve been so active in my garden this week, I had to choose this one (the only one I actually chose). I always play music whist I’m pottering amongst the living things, but I hadn’t considered playing them Dr George’s music when I’m not around. Maybe that’s why my snow peas died overnight?

Does the fact he is a doctor, have any bearing on his horticultural skills? Maybe he’s a Doctor of Wilting Indoor Plants…

Arright. That’s it for another episode, my lovelies.

Feel free to make your own interpretations…

Song Of The Day – Scott Matthews – Elusive


  1. Vanessa said,

    May 18, 2007 at 8:28 pm

    You crack me up, me….

    Hey, nobody else is going to say it… πŸ˜€

  2. modobs said,

    May 19, 2007 at 7:36 am

    Music to grow plants ? I heard that R.E.M songs are good to help cows produce more milk.
    At least, Dr. George Milstein didn’t take himself too seriously, judging by the label of his record…

  3. Vanessa said,

    May 19, 2007 at 4:08 pm

    I’m not so sure about that, I think he’s quite serious, although he does have a rather large grin plastered on his face….

    REM for milking? I’ve not heard of that one… hmmm. heh.

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  5. Jules said,

    May 22, 2007 at 10:52 pm

    Oh no! Your poor snow peas 😦 Pity Dr. George wasn’t on hand to save them, “Play them my record and come see me in the morning.”

    I’d love to hear some of these records. Perhaps not Jim Hogg… He’s far too smug, indeed. I wonder what he sounds like? Probably Dr. Hook – ish.

    I wonder if those cocktails make the ladies change colour? Or perhaps neutralise their colour. Each one has a drink that’s the opposite colour to themselves on the colour wheel. Very clever…

    That workout record is probably still making chiropractors laugh all the way to the bank. Heh.

    They guy on the right of the omega record doesn’t look too happy. I think he got to the props room too late and got stuck with the corset costume. It’s a dress at the bottom, which is why he insisted on the cotton wool stuff to cover it up. The guy on the left looks rather stressed too. Maybe the two of them had a costume-related scuffle…

  6. Vanessa said,

    May 23, 2007 at 3:00 am

    Yah, it’s like someone pissed on them or something. The entire plant just shrivelled up and turned brown over night. It had peas growning on it, too…. 😦

    Ooh, colour wheel. Clever you!

    Hah! The guys on the far left and right of the Omega album totally look like they’ve had a scuffle. The grim expression, the folded arms…

  7. gullybogan said,

    May 24, 2007 at 12:32 pm

    The pink lady was my favourite too. Not that I want to be her, she’s just my favourite…

  8. Vanessa said,

    May 24, 2007 at 2:13 pm

    You have good taste, my man. She’s the prettiest. I like her boots.

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